Gled (you all know him by now) had a little "contest" over on his blog and the "tiebreaker" was to be a joke. Which made me want to lighten this place up with some joke telling. I suck at the delivery of jokes, which is why "typing" them works for me. My friend, on the other hand, was a great joke teller and often (because I am blonde) told the "dumb blonde" kind, for my benefit.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".


Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?

(FTR - Mom always had a couple of jokes for us whenever we'd enter the room. She, also, had very bad delivery..which made them even funnier in the end).

Let's share some good jokes here.

(Oh, and why am I still here? Dad called - the move's been delayed a bit and he wants me over on the "receiving end", at the hospice. So I'm waiting by the phone. Which means you have to put up with me a little longer ;P ).