Where's The Beef?
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An example of Tyler's thinking...
I made this for brunch (leftovers are so much better). For years I tried to get my kids to eat wholegrain breads, more fruits/veggies, etc. and I still always add something that resembles fruit/veggies on the plate. To which he replied, "grapes, these are grapes, they're not meat". "Uh huh" I said, "and....?".
"If they were wrapped in bacon THEN they'd be worthy of my time. Fuck grapes".
I tried.
Deep down, I think he means it.
(this would've been so much better on my bread.)
An example of Tyler's thinking...
I made this for brunch (leftovers are so much better). For years I tried to get my kids to eat wholegrain breads, more fruits/veggies, etc. and I still always add something that resembles fruit/veggies on the plate. To which he replied, "grapes, these are grapes, they're not meat". "Uh huh" I said, "and....?".
"If they were wrapped in bacon THEN they'd be worthy of my time. Fuck grapes".
I tried.
Deep down, I think he means it.
(this would've been so much better on my bread.)
3 Comments:
Grapes wrapped in bacon! So when does Ty's healthy food tips book come out?
He's working on it. I guess it'll be titled "5 Easy Steps To A Heart Attack".
Yeah leftovers are YUMMIE!!
My friend is going to make us cheese and onion bread rolls later in the week as I was complaining you can't buy them anywhere around here, so I'll let you know how they turn out ...
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